Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Zazil Ha

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Mid Febrero 2015: I am floating off Isla’s North Beach on a raft by myself when a familiar face goes by on a paddleboard.

“Buenos tardes.”

“Buenos tardes.”

Then he comes back. It is Santiago Rivera, the new owner of our hotel, Na Balam. We start a long conversation. The conversation is so long that we keep dunking ourselves under salty blue seawater to cool off. Mostly he talks. Shocking! I realize that this is a very special moment and I listen intensely. He confirms in 2013 he bought the hotel from his mother, Lily Robles. Formerly he was working as an architect for a small company in NYC.

Sandy and I have been coming to the Island of Women since 1988. “Before Gilbert” means before September 15, 1988, when Hurricane Gilbert smashed into Isla Mujeres. First it hit Jamaica with 125 mph winds. Then it slammed into Isla with winds of 185-200 mph. (Also in 2005, Hurricane Wilma stalled over Isla Mujeres for three days, producing 64 inches of nonstop rain.) Nevertheless, the island was voted one of the Top Ten Beach Destinations by Travel & Leisure magazine in 2012.

I ask Santiago how his family’s hotel came into being. It seems his grandfather, Lily’s dad, purchased the land to build a hotel for Santiago’s mom, to secure her and her two sons financially for the rest of their lives. Lily had recently divorced her artist husband.

“Yah, but how did that all come about?” I asked.

It seems that Abuelo -- I mean Grandpa -- flew with a friend to the Puerto Juarez area for some unknown reason, aboard a prop airplane from Mexico City. They had airplane trouble and landed in what is now Cancun.

Grandfather had a friend, Judge Lima, eight miles away on Isla Mujeres, who boarded them and fed them until their plane was fixed. He must have showed them his hotel, Zazil Ha, where over the wooden bridge El Presidente, then Avalon, then Mia Reef, now stands. El Presidente was deemed unfixable after Gilbert. Some time later, short on cash, Senor Lima offered some of his Playa Norte land to Abuelo.

Santiago introduced me to his mom. She is from Cuernavaca, and was surprised that after traveling Mexico for 48 years I did not know the town. "The Magnificent Seven" was filmed there, outside of Mexico City. She said it starred Yul Brenner and Marlon Brando. I didn’t correct her.

Side bar: One of the few streets on Isla is named Abasola. Mexico City has 82 streets named Abasola. Each one is in a different section. Even taxi drivers get lost in Mexico City.


The Robles familia built Na Balam (house of the jaguar). They started with only twelve rooms. 

Jaguar, Na Balam.
 They soon realized that they needed a restaurant to feed their guests. Lily -- being an artist and yoga person -- mostly built her business on yoga retreats. The locals call it joga. Their restaurant is named Zazil Ha, and eventually the street it is on was named Zazil Ha also. (Zazil in Mayan means clear.) That street was only limestone gravel, even in 1988.


Side bar: Isla Mujeres’s first water line from the main land was installed in 1967.

What happened to Lima’s hotel is not clear, although he also built the nearby Maria del Mar (Cabanas), where we have stayed for twenty years at least. Do you remember all those cement squat houses along Av. Carlos Lazo on your right as you walk to Centro? Those were the casas of Jose Lima’s workers.

I overheard a tourist remark that “Ha” in Maya means “water.” I googled Zazil Ha.

Gonzalo Guerrero, a soldier sailor, was aboard a small Spanish galleon called a caravel in 1511 with twenty other people including two women. They were on their way to Santa Domingo, which is now the Dominican Republic, from Panama, when the boat sank. They drifted for two weeks and finally landed on shore near Tulum, at Chactemal, the current town of Chetumal, on the Belize border. They were captured by the Mayan warlord Nachan Can. Eighteen of them were held in cages and then sacrificed. Guerrero was made a slave. At one point he saved his master from an alligator attack and was set free as a result. Should I continue? You can’t make this stuff up. The street on the Cuba side, parallel to the main street Hidalgo, for some reason is called Calle (Kye-A) Guerrero. In Marshfield, the builders name the streets after their kids. Mexico puts some thought into their street names.

It gets even better. Guerrero eventually marries the chief’s daughter. They have three children. They are thought to be the very first Mestizo children in North America. Hernan Cortes hears of Guerrero’s trouble and offers him a ride back to Spain. Gonzallo is from the town of Palos, Spain, near where Christopher Columbus started his voyages. Gonzalo declines – his face is tattooed and his ears are pierced and he wears his headdress backwards. Okay, I made up the part about the headdress. But the Spanish would find him odd, plus he loves his beautiful familia in the future Mexico.

Later in what is now Honduras, the Maya king Cicumba asks for help against the Spanish in the town of Ticamaya. Guerrero, with twenty war canoes, heads for Honduras to battle his own countrymen.

After the 1536 battle that the Spanish win, there is a odd warrior body found shot by an arquebus (an early shoulder-held rifle). He has a beard and his face is tattooed and his ears are pierced.

Oh! I nearly forgot to mention. His wife’s name was Zazil Ha.

Roberto Francisco Tocino with Ixchel, Maya goddess of Isla Mujeres.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

My Seabee Friend, John Waltner

Attention on deck !

Here is a photo of John Waltner and former wife Charlie (Charlotte) at their daughter's wedding in Jersey, 2012. They still look good together, don't they?






We met at Naval Air Station South Weymouth in 1967. He was a Seabee Equipment operator -- bulldozers, graders, tractor trailers, ETC.  He was in our wedding party that same year.

John was and still is known as JoJo to his friends in Joisey. Once upon a time, a long long time ago, JoJo and his fadder was walking down the street and Jo Jo said, "Hey Dad, listen to the boid." His fadder says, "It ain't no boid, it's a bird."

Jo Jo said, "It sure choips like a boid."

John & Charlie took good care of us when we ran the NYC Marathon twice -- 1978 and 1981. They announced their first pregnancy to Sandy and I in a Soho restaurant in NYC. It was an Italian restaurant where the maitre-de hugged everyone. Do you remember?


John & Charlie in the 1970s.
John & Frank Sinatra are both from Hoboken originally. John did two tours in Vietnam. And then he was married a long long time.

If you need support with ANYTHING, John is always there. Actually that seems to be a trait of all Navy Seabees. My first true friends were Seabees.

Sandy took both photos. The first one is at the Green's Harbor jetty in Marshfield. My guess is that it was taken in the seventies. Time flies.

Speaking of ..... I do not want a long church Mass or a wooden box or even an urn, but I would like to have my family presented with the Colors and a salute or two. No guns. It will scare the squirrels. I want it as an open house here at 110 where all the parties were. But I am not ready quite yet. Dress blues would seem appropriate. I would ALSO like it if Leonard Cohen makes an appearance. "Hallelujah" would be my first choice for him to sing. If Julie Christianson could back him up, all the better. I know it would be asking way too much for his Greek mandolin player to show. HEY! I don't ask for much, and this will be my very last party.

Maybe you could hire a professional mourner like Johnny Pescucci from the North End and he could cry his eyes out at my service.

In the sixties, he used to do it for five dollars. He probably gets more now. But I know that John Waltner will be there.

Thanks again for tuning in.


Thursday, September 4, 2014

Ningret 2014

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We filled the Stardust Motel in Connecticut. Hey! Crystal Gayle once stayed there. No rooms available this weekend. It is an easy half hour from Ninigret, Rhode Island.

 
Again this year there were about 40 bands.


Steve Riley (Mamou Playboys), Wayne Toups, Wilson Savoy (Pine Leaf Boys), and Josh Baca from Los Texmaniacs in the accordion workshop tent were alone worth the price of admission. See if you can find Josh Baca on Google. He is the very best accordionist we have ever seen. He is 22 years old and from Albuquerque. Try making this stuff up. Someone always stands out in the festival and AGAIN this year it was Josh Baca. Toups hasn't been to New England in 20 years. He was sooo good. He as been at it for a while.

Steve mentioned that it was the 50th anniversary of school bus driver and fiddle player Dewey Balfa's performance at the Newport RI Jazz Festival. He brought Cajun music to the Yankees of New England.

Los Texmaniacs in the new Heritage, bring your chair, Tent -- also alone worth the price of admission. New CD coming out in October. The guy who produces Los Lobos’ musica is doing it. They are just ending their tour of China and Canada. YCMTSup. They do one hell of a Polish/Mexican polka. “It's a small world after all, It's a small world . . . “

Sandy's favorite, the Pine Leaf Boys from Eunice, Louisiana, were awesome as usual. Michael and I hollered to Wilson to please do "Jerry Lee's ‘Great Balls of Fire’ ," and he did, on the keyboard. WOW! Fiddle player Cory knocked everyone out with his George Jones tunes. How does that voice come from that skinny body?

We never even got down to the main stage or the main stage dance floor. Enid especially wanted to hear banjo musica and she did. Enid & Flaco want to bring their whole family next year.

The former Red Hook Dance Tent was brand new and larger, with much more seating inside. We were lucky on Sunday and had six seats inside and out of the weather.

David Greely was there and did a fiddle workshop with Tara Nevins of Donna The Buffalo. Wilson & Kevin Wimmer sat in. Greely also played with Los Texmaniacs for a while. You remember that Donna The Buffalo was originally Dawn of the Buffalo, but folks kept mispronouncing it. It is like Lola from Mango’s on Isla Mujeres, who just finally gave up when the local island Mexicans couldn't pronounce her real name, Laura.

Sarah Potenza
 Local favorite Sarah Potenza from Sarah & the Tall Boys again overfilled the Heritage Tent. The tent is to the right as soon as you enter. It was new last year and is GREAT if you just want to sit and listen. People just park their lawn chairs there, making it an auditorium. The rule is if no one is in the chair, it is yours. Last year at the main stage we sat all through Taj Mahal and Steve Earle without getting bumped. Every time someone played at the Heritage Tent it was overflowing by ten or more people deep, and around all three sides, and people dancing beyond that!

10 o'clock Sunday evening, with rain buckets pouring down, and lightning all around, we were all told to GO HOME before the Fai Do Do with the Mamou Playboys! Sandy ruined her red cowgirl boots.

Saturday was the busiest I have EVER seen it. We met people from everywhere. The dance lessons for Zydeco had 70 new people trying to learn the steps.

We had an OK time.

Yah should ah been there!

Monday, July 28, 2014

Go For Sisters

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How many times have you had a celebrity sighting?             
Who were they?


Sandy and I saw Pam Dawber of Mork & Mindy with her husband Mark Harmon of NCIS at Logan Airport years ago picking up their luggage from a flight from Paris. We heard her ask, "We are eating at Legal Seafoods?"  

Doc Severinsen came up to me at the Phoenix Airport to say hello. I was wearing the cowboy hat that I had just purchased in Tombstone. I never did figure out why that happened.

We got to know John Stewart of the Kingston Trio through our daughter Kezia, really well.

In Venice we sat across from John & Bo Derek in that famous square of Saint Marks where the classical music is played while you dine. Piazza San Marco. They were drinking $100 bottles of Don Perignon champagne. I think I was drinking a Bud Light. Every one knows Bo Derek but few know John from his cowboy movie days except me and Tom Egan.

Sandy's clients at her Alexandra's European Skin Care Salon were from Aerosmith. Last year on Isla we ran into Billie Perry, the lead guitarist Joe Perry's wife.

Sandy saw Alan Alda, Ellen Barkin and Joe Pesci on her own in Boston.

Speaking of Isla, one year Alan Cumming was relaxing in the sun on Playa Norte. He is in those Masterpiece Theatre TV shows and has been in many movies including Eyes Wide Shut. He threw away a script that he was just reading and we retrieved it. I guess that was an odd thing for us to do.

I had a fairly lengthy conversation with Chris Cooper at a Kingston, Massachusetts Hess gas station a few years ago. I asked him among other things if Lone Star was his first movie. He smiled at my dumb question. He laughed when I told him that he looked like my cousin Jack in the movie Adaptation, for which he won an Academy award and a Golden Globe. It was with Meryl Streep. He loves Meryl Streep and he said so. Seabiscuit and American Beauty and Horse Whisperer with Redford were three other memorable ones. Quite impressive, don't you think? He played a part in the greatest TV series of all time, Lonesome Dove. I should have asked him about Robert Duvall. In my cowboy boots we are the same height. Cooper looks way taller in movies. He lives with his wife Marianne Leone Cooper of Soprano's fame in Kingston, just two towns over from us.

Oh gee, I almost forgot that we went to a luncheon and book signing with Lauren Bacall.

Does writer Nathaniel Philbrick count?

Sports-wise, I sold a fence to Ken Hodge of the Bruins. Johnny Pie McKenzie was just leaving and he said something about Espo. It was in the early 70s and the Bruins were never hotter. I also had an appointment to sell a pool to the Red Sox first baseman Bill Buckner.

Saturday night with Kezia and friends, we went to the Plimoth Plantation for a screening of John Sayles’ latest movie, Go For Sisters. He has done over forty movies. Have you seen any of his movies? Some notable to me were Lone Star, Casa de Los Babys, Passion Fish, Eight Men Out, and Matewan.



The reception was in the same room where our friends Lisa and Willie were married. There were round tables set up and you could order drinks. I had a feeling that I would have an opportunity to chat with John Sayles and with Chris Cooper again. How would I start the conversation?  I thought that I would start by asking Chris if he was Matt Damon. I told him when we first met. It was big for me. He didn't seem to remember it. Shocking! He was in the Bourne movies with Damon. Cooper is very laid back and shows absolutely no pretense of the movie star that he is.



How would I start a conversation with John Sayles? I read up on him and learned that he graduated from Williams College near our hometown of Adams, Massachusetts. So when I met him I told him that we had just climbed Mount Greylock and that started the ball rolling. He was really down to earth and well spoken, and hardly talked about himself. He lives in Guilford Connecticut on the Long Island Sound.

After speaking with Sayles and Cooper, no photos or autographs, I struck up a conversation with Cooper’s wife. One of the things we spoke about was the movie Lone Star, my all time favorite movie. She said, "Well, Maggie was the producer of that movie" as she introduced me to Maggie Renzi. File this under small world. Maggie went to college with John Sayles at Williams. She is from North Adams. On Google she is listed as John's partner. Kezia says that they are married. Her Mom & Dad owned a bookstore in Williamstown. She knows Jack's Hot Dogs and saw movies at The Mohawk. She has been to and loves la Isla Mujeres. I am not sure how that came up. Both Lone Star and this brand new movie have a lot of Spanish in them and were both filmed on the Mexican border. Go For Sisters in Tijuana and Mexicali. Lonestar in Laredo and Eagle Pass. She is interested in coming to Marnie’s yoga retreat this Febrero on Isla.  ycmts up! She and Cooper’s wife have had bit parts in many of Sayles’ movies. Sort of like what Alfred Hitchcock did.

“Go For Sisters” is a good movie. Three stars from the New York Times. The two principal stars are terrific unknown black women. To me the movie really takes off when Edward James Olmos comes on the screen.


You remember him from Stand and Deliver? The movie about the true story of dedicated teacher from Los Angeles. In “Go For Sisters” there is a scene where he walks into a dark dusty empty cantina and meets up with an old bartender friend in Tijuana. The bartender is non other than Hector Elizondo.


Of course you remember him from the movies Tortilla Soup, The Flamingo Kid, American Gigolo and Pretty Woman, where he was the concierge of the hotel and helped Julia Roberts with her manners and clothing. The movie audience recognized him and sighed when Hector came on the screen.

Olmos tells Elizondo to pour both of them a tequila "but not the crap that you serve your other patrons." Elizondo reaches up for the Don Julio. There are many wonderful scenes in this movie. The up-close character studies are just as fabulous as they are in Lone Star.

There was a question and answer session with John Sayles at the end of the flick. Flick is what we called movies in the Navy. He is a very tall man. Maybe six foot five. He has long arms and legs and looks as thought he could be a Navy Seal or cage fighter. Schenectady, New York is where he was born. He is an excellent speaker.

Please see “Go For Sisters” and rent “Lone Star” and call me in the morning. You could make it a two-for and rent the feel good movie “Casa de Los Babys” also. Just do it !

They’re gonna put me in the movies,

They’re gonna make a big star out of me.   

(My part would have to be that of a worn-out pool salesman. HEY! It could happen.)

We'll make a film about a man who's sad and lonely

and all I'll have to do is act naturally.

It just flew out of my brain. Many thanks to Buck Owens and Ringo Starr for the inspiration.

I have to go now. They want me on the set. Thanks for paying attention.               

-Don Roberto Tocino

Beep Beep

--> On June 17 1866, after the Civil War, one thousand men and two hundred wagons with 700 beef cattle started out from Fort Laramie Nebraska to build Fort Philip Kearney on the Bozeman Trail in what is now Wyoming. On their way, they passed by Crazy Woman Creek, which was featured in Robert Redford's movie “Jeremiah Johnson.”

“From decoys to depredations, it had taken a mere forty minutes. Eighty one Americans lay dead.”* (The Fetterman Massacre)

* Or so reported the civilian from Colonel Carrington's burial detail, who claimed to have recovered Metzger’s corpse. Carrington himself is buried in Hyde Park / Boston.

Years later, Northern Cheyenne warriors gave Metzger's misshapen bugle to a Buffalo, Wyoming store owner with a much different story. You will have to read the book.

I am reading "The Heart of Everything That Is," the untold story of Red Cloud. This book is as good as any Nathaniel Philbrick book. WOW!

If I had not been to the Fort Kearney site, or the Wagon Box Fight, or the Fetterman Massacre site, I would load the car right now and drive west. We have been to Buffalo, Wyoming, which is east of 10 Sleeps, Wyoming.

Capt. William Judd Fetterman

 
Col. Henry Carrington

One of several delegations that Red Cloud led to Washington, DC between the 1870s and the 1890s.

Red Cloud and Crazy Horse and Young Man Afraid of His Horses and American Horse and their 2,000 braves eventually won, and the fort was abandoned. No photo was ever taken of Crazy Horse.

Another Indian at the Captain Fettermen Massacre was Two Moons, who became the model for the Native American face on the buffalo nickel.

Two Moons


Also Dull Knife, and High Back Bone.  American Horse was said to have killed Fetterman with a war club.

American Horse


After the “100 in the Hand,” as the Indians called it, Fetterman Massacre, Portugee Phillps volunteered to ride to Fort Laramie with the news, and to get reinforcements and bullets. Most of the good horses were killed at the massacre. Carrington lent Phillips his horse. Phillips rode in -35 degree weather for three days, for a total of 236 grueling, freezing miles. The folks at Fort Laramie were in the middle of a Christmas dance. It was, after all, Christmas Eve. The General received the note from Fort Phil Kearny with his white dancing gloves on. When the nearly-frozen-to-death Portugee Phillips went outside to tend to Carrington’s horse, he found it on the snow-covered ground, dead.

I go to the dump at least once a week and will be glad to take your FICTION books there.

File under ycmtsup: Boatswains Mate M.J. Metzker was my company commander in Boot Camp in Illinois.

R.F. Bacon CEW2                   

This is titled “Beep Beep” because one of us beeped at the pronghorns on the hills and made them run.